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*Insert witty comment here*

I have my own theme music and a throng of invisible underpants gnomes follow me around and steal my lucky charms... *Sniffle* You should probably also be aware I'm into animal porn-lions on tigers on bears, oh baby! I've always wanted to do Aunt Jemimah, maybe invite Mrs.

Butterworth over to take some dirty pictures. Oh yes, I'm from the future, plotting an evil takeover of the moon, and CostCo. Hell I don't know what you expected me to come up with here, I mean, sweet Jesus, the only reason I'm on here is because I'm trying to feed my whippet addiction as a private male dancer.

I suppose some things you SHOULD know in all seriousness... I'm a total smart ass... I like to think I'm smart and witty, but I may have misread the message in my Alpha Bits (Oooooooo.

.. these are Cheerios!) I'm really kind of shy and socially awkward at first with large groups of people and definitely handle myself better in 1 on 1 situations at first.

I'm an uber nerd (I love my internet, and Science channel, and fantasy epics, and video games), and one of the most sexually creative and willing to please individuals you may ever meet.

Tell ya what, if you really want to get to know me, shoot me a message or add me as a friend on here, or I've got the whole (/niko_fatcat), Windows Live or (slide6598 at hot.mail), AIM (wraith6598) thing going on, so just shoot me a message or something and you can harass me on there.

That one special lady who's dirty, smart, hot and creative enough to start a porn company with me, screw each other senseless and do it with style so we can profit off it to the point we can retire to a private island at the tender age of 30.

What!? A guy can dream right? Hah, apparently I have to start with a woman who's willing to return a message :P Just because I'm sending you a message doesn't mean I'm trying to stick my dick in your mouth or going to pollute your computer screen with unwanted dirty conversation.

Really, I'm just trying to say hello here. I'm down with NSA, f*ck friends, straight up friends, online chatting, online flirting, casual dating, serious dating and serious relationships, it all depends on the person and the chemistry between us.

I do however have a soft spot for tiny little women with a serious level of kink and sexual creativity who I can pick up and toss around and do all sorts of fun dirty little things to who are 420 friendly and enjoy video games ;P Especially if you actually use the gray matter between your ears! Having a sense of humor saves me the time of having to check for a pulse and is much appreciated as well.

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I'm looking for the type of chick that I can talk dirty to, whenever, sudo-jokingly, yet for real...and be comfortabe enough to take her to a family cookout.

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Not willing to settle

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